by MilwArchGuy December 16, 2007
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When a guy busts a nut in a girl's pussy without her permission and/or knowledge.
Note: Do NOT do this if the girl knows who you are or can track you down.
Note: Do NOT do this if the girl knows who you are or can track you down.
Dude: Dam, I just gave you a creampie surprise, babe.
Girl: You asshole. What if I get pregnant?!
Dude: Hehe. Who cares. You don't even know my name.
Girl: You asshole. What if I get pregnant?!
Dude: Hehe. Who cares. You don't even know my name.
by sniper479 July 10, 2008
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When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
by un-herd August 23, 2015
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while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."
Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
by TRON THE MAN January 21, 2007
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when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
by Little Gords March 14, 2007
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The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
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by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020
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