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crampiped

Cramming dick down her throat; like when a snake eats something to big for their body and you can just see the head of the dick moving down the throat. Crampiped.
Example 1: Dude bro that chick was awesome last night, she totally let me crampipe her!

Example 2: That bitch couldn’t handle getting crampiped!
by Kaelitty May 17, 2023
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Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.
by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
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creampied

The woman which vagina is fulfilled of cum during the orgasm.
" Every women says that to feel a complete orgasm they must be creampied in the vagina".
by Willhelmina Plowes January 24, 2010
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Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
"Dude you are such a crapped ass."
by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
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Creampied Piper

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
by nochilliam August 27, 2016
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crapped up

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
by nukeworker March 28, 2005
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Creampied

When a woman is filled up with cum (in the ass or pussy) that it leaks out of her ass or pussy.
“He creampied me right in my tight little pussy. I had an amazing orgasm
by sexdefinitions October 26, 2018
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