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Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.
I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018
mugGet the Cream Cheezmug.

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.
-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.
by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007
mugGet the squeeze the cream cheezemug.

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