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Creamcheese 

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.
The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.
Creamcheese by Zubra May 19, 2018

Creamcheese Diaper 

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Creamcheese Diaper by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

creamcheese my bagel 

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
creamcheese my bagel by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

creamcheese snickerdoodle 

The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection
I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.

Creamcheese Catfish 

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.
Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish
Creamcheese Catfish by Cheese boii November 20, 2021

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.
"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"
suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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