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Creamcheese 

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.
The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.
Creamcheese by Zubra May 19, 2018

Creamcheese Diaper 

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Creamcheese Diaper by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

creamcheese my bagel 

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
creamcheese my bagel by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

creamcheese snickerdoodle 

The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection
I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.

Creamcheese Catfish 

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.
Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish
Creamcheese Catfish by Cheese boii November 20, 2021

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.
"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"
suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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