Definitions by tman

love junk 

any fluid that come from you being nasty.

We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.

love junk by tman May 13, 2005

asset 

when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall

erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.

asset by tman March 30, 2005

duffman

Started off as (Hillary) Duff's Man, but shortened to Duffman to make reference to the mascot.

Stating that one is worthy of Hillary Duff's companionship.

I wanna be her duffman!

duffman by Tman November 22, 2004

blowjob queen 

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.

1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.

blowjob queen by tman September 15, 2004

funbags 

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

funbags by tman September 6, 2004

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

mattress by tman July 3, 2004

we need to talk 

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

we need to talk by tman April 8, 2004