tman's definitions

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 11, 2003

blowjob queen

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.

1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.

by tman September 15, 2004

good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

by tman March 11, 2004

funbags

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

by tman September 6, 2004

asset

when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall

erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.

by tman March 30, 2005

love junk

any fluid that come from you being nasty.

We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.

by tman May 13, 2005

mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.

1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

by tman July 3, 2004