we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 08, 2004

funbags

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

by tman September 06, 2004

dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.

When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.

by tman March 11, 2004

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 12, 2003

love junk

any fluid that come from you being nasty.

We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.

by tman March 29, 2005

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004

good on her knees

skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)

The date was boring until she proved she was good on her knees.

by tman March 11, 2004