The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

Creamcheese Diaper by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

creamcheese my bagel

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole

Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.

creamcheese my bagel by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

creamcheese snickerdoodle

The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection

I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.

creamcheese snickerdoodle by Liilmexiico January 8, 2019

Creamcheese Catfish

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.

Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish

Creamcheese Catfish by Cheese boii November 20, 2021

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026