Crassitude 

A noun that describes a certain crass attitude that one gives off to others.

(After one has crassed you multiple times in a day) OMG YOU HAVE SO MUCH CRASSITUDE TODAY!

Crassitude by PopcornUnitesOnceMore July 9, 2010

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

crapitude 

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

'Crattitude 

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.

Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"

'Crattitude by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Chasitude

One's ability to hate just about everything

You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!

Chasitude by Strife RX March 28, 2003

Cruisitude 

manner, disposition, feeling, position, with regard to travel: cruise, land and tour vacations; the quality of life; tendency, orientation or state, especially of the mind: a positive cruisitude; group cruisitudes; great cruisitude

My cruisitude is being on the beach with my family.

Cruisitude by Cruisidude October 3, 2012