Craptive
Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
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craptive
when you work at kelley buick gmc and cant use a customer bathroom because youre a shop nigger, and the employee bathroom is already in use. So youre stuck waiting around until the only stall available is freed up.
you seen ray-ray?
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs
Yeah bout 10 minutes ago, he's held craptive till mikey gets out tha stall. cuz us niggas cant use the white mans bathroom upstairs
craptive by movinonup81 July 7, 2011
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