Craptivating

Something so spectacular in its turditude you can not look away , crap to the nth degree that shines so bright as to entrance

That blanket making documentary last night was Craptivating , i couldnt believe i sat thru all 4 hours of it

Craptivating by Das Froggy February 16, 2010

Captivating 

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

Captivating by Mary_R April 6, 2010

pro-crastinating 

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

pro-crastinating by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

cuptivating 

Captivating in a disgusting way. Much like Two Girls One Cup.

Neema: You have got to see 2girls1cup
Adrian: Why?
Neema: It is so cuptivating

cuptivating by pwnage5 January 12, 2009

captivating cream 

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

captivating cream by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

Face-crastinating by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010