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cuptivating 

Captivating in a disgusting way. Much like Two Girls One Cup.

Neema: You have got to see 2girls1cup
Adrian: Why?
Neema: It is so cuptivating
cuptivating by pwnage5 January 12, 2009
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Captivating 

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.
her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.
Captivating by Mary_R April 6, 2010

Cultivating

When you are talking to someone who is a minor, but don't make a move until their 18th birthday.
Aaron has been cultivating this girl since high school, she turns 18 next month.
Cultivating by MilkshakeVendor January 21, 2020

Craptivating

Something so spectacular in its turditude you can not look away , crap to the nth degree that shines so bright as to entrance
That blanket making documentary last night was Craptivating , i couldnt believe i sat thru all 4 hours of it
Craptivating by Das Froggy February 16, 2010

cultivating a pearl 

What happens when a man has a really sandy vagina.
"Brad sure is in a bad mood. He must be cultivating a pearl."
cultivating a pearl by Snatchie December 31, 2008

captivating cream 

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study
let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.
captivating cream by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

cultivating

when something is so funny youre literally sqirtling
im literally cultivating right now
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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