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captivating cream 

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study
let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.
captivating cream by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

Catinating 

Procrastinating by watching cat videos and doing other cat related activities instead of doing work or study.
"Did you get your essay in yet?"

"No, I was catinating really badly and I missed the deadline"

"You must really like cats, huh?"

"Yeah"
Catinating by emrys October 25, 2014

Cultivating

When you are talking to someone who is a minor, but don't make a move until their 18th birthday.
Aaron has been cultivating this girl since high school, she turns 18 next month.
Cultivating by MilkshakeVendor January 21, 2020

Craptivating

Something so spectacular in its turditude you can not look away , crap to the nth degree that shines so bright as to entrance
That blanket making documentary last night was Craptivating , i couldnt believe i sat thru all 4 hours of it
Craptivating by Das Froggy February 16, 2010

faptivating 

"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"

"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
faptivating by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017

cultivating a pearl 

What happens when a man has a really sandy vagina.
"Brad sure is in a bad mood. He must be cultivating a pearl."
cultivating a pearl by Snatchie December 31, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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