Craptence 

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

Craptence by Pikablox October 29, 2017

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

crappenfest 

Suburban ritual of collecting treasures from 'hard rubbish' piles left out the frount of houses for council collection

Dust down the trailer, Its time we got a new sofa, its crappenfest time !

crappenfest by Nick05 January 6, 2005

craptice 

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

craptice by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

Crapulence 

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

Crapulence by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence 

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

Crapulence by kerspunk June 14, 2002

Crapenter 

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

Crapenter by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010