crapdance 

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

crapdance by yukyuk April 16, 2009

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

Cadance 

A sweet innocent girl who doesn’t deserve to be hurt. When someone breaks her heart she never really recovers. She never wants to hurt anyone and it always trying to make everyone else happy. She is also extremely beautiful and usually thick but she doesn’t believe in liking someone for looks, she believes in liking someone for their personality and their kind heart. She also is extremely smart and is well manored but around her closest friends she is a party animal.

That girl is definitely a Cadance, I mean look at that ass!

Cadance by OhMyGoshlyness January 1, 2019

Cadance 

A very sensitive girl who is easily broken by words. Is a sweet, innocent, beautiful girl who is easily misunderstood. A large pushover that just doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. She's got a large heart, and people never seem to realize, that behind that smile, is pain.

She's such a Cadance. A fake pushover.

Cadance by Areallycoolguy1738 May 16, 2018

caidance 

Amazing person! The bestest friend you will ever have. Doesn’t take crap from people and does what she wants. Is strong and always gets to her destination. Never underestimate this girl, trust me she hates it!

Don’t mess with Caidance!

caidance by xxclout4lifexx May 28, 2018

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

Crapface 

1. Insult given to any jerk (See also; Squishface)
2. Term of endurement given to friends
3. A man with crap on his face

"Hey, you little crapface..."
"Let's go, crapface."

Crapface by Paul W March 24, 2004