Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.

I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.

by Eary February 22, 2010

crapsnatch

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist

what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin

by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008

Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

by ThragP April 8, 2009

Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.

Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.

by Rexxit August 11, 2019

crapcakes

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.

That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.

by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006

Crapsketball

When having anal intercourse from the rear you get a basketball sized stain on your stomach from a girls shitty ass slapping. Usually happens accidentally during violent fast pumping.

I nailed her so hard in her ass I had a crapsketball left on me.

Bill you should have seen the crapsketball Jen left on me last night.

by Bretsus December 3, 2011