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catsnake 

The scariest combination of two trecherous animals. sssssSSSSSS!!!!
like when your tripping ballz and your cat turns into a catsnake
catsnake by dr. barry t. October 8, 2008
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Catsnake 

A cranky bitch with two kids.
Amy is such a catsnake.
Catsnake by AngeliusC October 7, 2016

cat snake 

A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.
The cat snake is rolling in my laundry basket.
cat snake by Molly the Ferret May 25, 2012

Cat snake 

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret
H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird
Cat snake by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

catonakeyboardinspace 

What you see when you die.
Ytmnd 4ever! Ebaums worlsd sucks! also cocks! catonakeyboardinspace
catonakeyboardinspace by BDizzunn October 7, 2007

CatsMakeMeHappy 

The coolest cat to play xbox live with ever. Also the #1 real life trickshooter. Also he is famous on youtube, and matt greggo is an ass.
"Did you see CatsMakeMeHappys new video, he hit a 720 on his neighbors dog"

catshake 

a beverage created from the remains of a recently deceased cat.

to create this fine drink, one needs:

1 dead cat

a compass

place the cat in the sun, legs facing east. leave it for one week( i.e. for 7 days. not a work week)

after this, place the cat, legs facing the west. leave it for another week in the sun.

after this, take your cat firmly by the throat and rear end, shake vigorously. serve with straw and umbrella, which can be placed in the mouth.

best enjoyed with fish, or cheese
person 1: my boss is coming over in two weeks time. what can i serve him?

person 2: what about a catshake?

person 1: mmmmmmmm, catshake. the drink of champions...
catshake by catshakeking October 26, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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