Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.

Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.

by Rexxit August 11, 2019

Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.

I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.

by Eary February 22, 2010

crapcakes

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.

That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.

by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006

Crapsketball

When having anal intercourse from the rear you get a basketball sized stain on your stomach from a girls shitty ass slapping. Usually happens accidentally during violent fast pumping.

I nailed her so hard in her ass I had a crapsketball left on me.

Bill you should have seen the crapsketball Jen left on me last night.

by Bretsus December 3, 2011

"For crap sake"

An expression usually used by mothers who have to watch their P&Q's around the kids. The art of sanitizing phrases that come from drunken sailors coming home from leave.

I have to run around all day and deal with so much stuff at the house "for crap sake".

I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".

Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.

by Ben Lickman February 22, 2007

crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016