Provabone

A unusually wide cock. A penis with huge girth.

I wore her ass out with the Provabone last night !
I don't know how I blew his Provabone !
She has a few new stretch marks from the Provabone !

by Bretsus December 04, 2011

Crapsketball

When having anal intercourse from the rear you get a basketball sized stain on your stomach from a girls shitty ass slapping. Usually happens accidentally during violent fast pumping.

I nailed her so hard in her ass I had a crapsketball left on me.

Bill you should have seen the crapsketball Jen left on me last night.

by Bretsus December 03, 2011

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 07, 2011

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 04, 2011