Softserve 

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

Softserve by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

Softserve 

What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.

Softserve by chris7ian December 2, 2010

Softserve 

love exchange between bestfriends :)

Brendan: Hey Jonathan!!
Jonathan: Brendan Softserve
Brendan: Yes softserve!

Softserve by yohan :) November 20, 2010

Whippin' up some softserve 

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

Whippin' up some softserve by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

the softserve 

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

the softserve by badass757 May 17, 2006

Swedish Softserve 

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

Swedish Softserve by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

Columbus Softserve 

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

Columbus Softserve by opeake January 18, 2020