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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
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crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
by steve austin July 22, 2004
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.
He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.
by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003
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crapsucker

Insult used by Stroker to Hoop in the animated series Stroker and Hoop on Adult Swim.
"Hoop, you crapsucker!"
by VyRiZ December 27, 2005
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