Get the crapsucker mug.A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
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A Mythical Dreidel spinning creature who has flowing locks of hair and a robust vocabulary. Seen anywhere from the courtroom to a card table. Can be heard howling Yahonna or Pffft. The later being a mating call. The Cacsucker loves having a beer in one hand and penis in the other before creating havoc.
Did you see that giant Cacsucker, he has beautiful hair but stole my beer!
I was walking through the casino and heard Pfft, the Cacsucker must be near.
I was walking through the casino and heard Pfft, the Cacsucker must be near.
by Freetheturtle April 29, 2021
Get the Cacsucker mug.A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
Get the Crapstacker mug.Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020
Get the Copsucker mug.A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
by Lagenomai March 8, 2011
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by crashed1800 June 13, 2009
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