CrapperFace 

Somebody who really sucks

Dude that guy is a Crapperface

CrapperFace by TubbyCat November 10, 2020

Crapperware 

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

Crapperware by Mbleh October 22, 2007

crappernack 

a word used for profanity to describe the feelings of shock, anger or excitement. Made up from the two words 'crap' and 'quiznak'. First introduced by a little Asian girl.

HOLY CRAPPERNACK WE DID IT MATEYS!

crappernack by -mangobaps October 28, 2017

craterface 

when acne scars your face

Dude, tony lovato is such a craterface!

craterface by kate March 3, 2005

crapperjack 

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

crapperjack by James March 6, 2004

crapperjack 

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

crapperjack by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

Crapperjacked 

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

Crapperjacked by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016