crapperkaze

verb: it's when you shit in your hand and throw it at somebody. it's derived from the word kamikaze which was a Japanese fighter pilot during World War II who would crash his plane into enemy targets, but modified to include the word crap in it as a prefix. The crap flying through the air is like the Japanese kamikaze airplane flying through the air and hitting the target thus the resemblance of kamikaze to crapperkaze.

Terry: Frank was being a true cockstar last night and I did a crapperkazee to him.

Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.

Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.

crapperkaze by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

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Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

Crapperware by Mbleh October 22, 2007

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crapperkaze • crapperkazzee • CrapperFace • crapperskates • Crapperware

CrapperFace

Somebody who really sucks

Dude that guy is a Crapperface

CrapperFace by TubbyCat November 10, 2020

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crapperskates

an expression of disgust. something has gone terribly wrong or not as expected.

Crapperskates, Johnny Tremain screwed his hand up.

crapperskates by Robbercon March 7, 2007

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crapperkazzee

when someone eats a ton of Japanese food then climbs to a high location and shits on someone or simply the act of throwing shit at someone.

I filled my guts at the Hidden Dragon restaurant then I went home and climbed up a tree, crawled out onto a branch that hung over where my mom walks out to get into her car and when she came out I did a juicy crapperkazzee right on her face.

crapperkazzee by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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