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What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.
Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
by Mbleh October 22, 2007
Get the Crapperwaremug. This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.
Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"
Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information
Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information
by Mbleh August 21, 2007
Get the Tourettes Guymug. Me: "Hey, want some Spree?"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"
by Mbleh October 18, 2007
Get the Spreemug. The most horrible, most crap-sucky, and most unbelevably dim-witted sequel of all time. It has shitty effects, stupid plots, and horrible actors, which gives it no right to bear the "Creepshow" name. In one story, a family gets a new universal remote, and each time they change the channel, they have a different nationality! Their daughter gets weird, huge bloody bumps on her legs and ignores them! She even smiles in some scenes, as it reaches her face. When she's completely covered in the enormous, oozing, things, her family changes the channel and she becomes a rabbit! Oh, so scary! I'd tell you the other stories, but they're so stupid that I can't type them. The movie's not even so-bad-it's-good. It's so bad it went past "good" and back to bad again! It's worse than a Sci-fi channel original, even! Don't bother seeing it, you have been warned. Oh, and it's by the same people that did Day of the Dead 2, direct to DVD, if tells you anything.
by Mbleh December 9, 2007
Get the Creepshow IIImug. 1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
by Mbleh October 24, 2007
Get the Yo Mommamug. 
A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:
Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!
Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!
Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
by Mbleh July 7, 2008
Get the Chain Lettermug.