A TV show for children. But be forwarned because, title misleading, this show is NOT about fat people that can move objects with their minds. Instead of that fantastic idea for a show, the truth is that it's about four dome-dwelling anthropomorphic creatures that look like the unholy offspring of human, monkey, and felt. These horrendous characters bare the names of "Tinky-Winky", "Dipsy", "Laa-Laa", and "Po" (upon investigation, it has been found that Tinky-Winky is in fact homosexual. This was discovered by the fact that he carries a purse and has an upside-down triangle atop an antenna on his head). The show is about the immature adventures they have as a probable after-effect of the various psychedellic drugs they have, no doubt, ingested. They play in a grassy land where it is always spring, whilst narration is spoken in the background. The thing that freaks me out most is the sun. What's so freaky about a sun, you ask? Well for starters, the sun is nothing more than a yellow, projected baby's face. It's true. Need I say more? Probably, so I'll tell you this: if you ever feel the urge to watch this show, see a psychiatrist. If you're a child and you have an urge to watch Teletubbies, go ahead, it might be educational. On the other hand, it WAS created likely by speed addicts. Oh well.
Guy: "Hey, wanna watch Teletubbies?"
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
by Mbleh October 06, 2007
What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.
Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"
by Mbleh October 06, 2007
1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"
2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"
3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"
2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"
3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"
by Mbleh August 18, 2007
Pursin: "My car is made by th' TRD!"
Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."
Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."
by Mbleh September 17, 2007
What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.
Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.
Dan: WOWCH!!!!
Dan: WOWCH!!!!
by Mbleh September 18, 2007
A very strange individual who sometimes appears in self-published comic books. He has a square head, two floating eyes, a ham he carries around to whack people upside the head with, and a fixation with big boobs.
Yama Yama Man is the bestest
by Mbleh December 09, 2007
An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.
by Mbleh June 18, 2007