Crapperjacked 

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

Crapperjacked by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

crapperjack 

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

crapperjack by James March 6, 2004

crapperjack 

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

crapperjack by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

Crackerjacked 

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

Crackerjacked by Truevil August 3, 2009

crapperjack 

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

crapperjack by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Crackerjacked 

The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)

"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."

Crackerjacked by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019

Crackerjacked 

When you fall in love with a white girl and later find out she’s a dope fiend

What happened to Adam he was doing so well till he got with Chinele? He got crackerjacked !

Crackerjacked by $DaddyHZ November 24, 2024