Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

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Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 6, 2004

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A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

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Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

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one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

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Crackerjacked

The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)

"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."

by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019

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