Crapperjacked
I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.
Crapperjacked by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016
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crapperjack
Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.
Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.
Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
crapperjack by James March 6, 2004
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Crackerjacked
The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.
(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)
(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)
"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"
"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."
"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."
Crackerjacked by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019
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