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crapophobic 

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)
1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!
crapophobic by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010
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crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.
crackophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.
She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.
Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

crappophobia 

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.
When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.
crappophobia by mitty39 July 8, 2009

capophobia 

A pronounced fear of capping. Someone who is capophobic does not cap...ever.
Ay man...me and the dawgs are capophobic. We don’t cap, nor are we affiliated with anyone who caps.
We all suffer from capophobia.
capophobia by NoCap1 March 31, 2020

Chavophobic

When your next to a group of Chavs and you start wanting to act like them or you start to get nauseous around them and feel suffocated by their Chavyness.
I feel Chavophobic, Lets get out of here.
Chavophobic by Cutesweeties February 21, 2010

crapaphobia 

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.
Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.
crapaphobia by maxn512 June 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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