Crapime 

Crapime, an anime that ruins everything good about anime and turns into mainstream commercial bollocks.

Beyblade, Pokemon, Digimon, Bakugan, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar, Crapime

Crapime by Corpse Ragger March 29, 2011

crapier 

/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

crapier by Frungy March 31, 2008

crapometer 

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

crapometer by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crapitextrous 

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

crapitextrous by steve austin July 22, 2004

crazimess 

(noun) a situation, individual, or physical space that is characterised by being out of control and disorderly.

OMG, my life is just such a crazimess right now.
Gosh, who would have thought flirting with that guy would have turned your life into such a crazimess?
I can't find my economic textbook anywhere in this crazimess!

crazimess by jersee December 1, 2010

crapigeon 

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)

In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.

crapigeon by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008

crapierest 

Much more than crapy, crapier, and crappiest.

Ed's mother is the the crapierest.

crapierest by Derek Z December 9, 2008