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Definitions by jersee

Jersee she is amazingly beautiful and has the most funniest jokes. When you see her you just can't help but give her a huge. She is very popular and has a banging body
Oml that must be a Jersee she so pretty and has all thoses ppl around her
jersee by Jersee March 11, 2017

culinarista 

a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.
Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.

She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.
culinarista by jersee April 1, 2011
(adj)(n) platinum or porn-star blonde; a bombshell.
Did you see Sandy's a plonde now? Yeah, she did it for her boyfriend.
I've got a soft spot for plonde chicks. I just can't help it. I always let them off speeding tickets.
plonde by jersee February 26, 2011

silicon santa 

(n) an individual who believes in giving the latest silicon gifts at Christmas time.

Traditionally this refers to more technological gifts such as computer games and iPods, but recently the term has come to refer to the practice of giving plastic surgery as a Christmas present.
"Only that silicon santa Joe would think of getting his girlfriend a boob job for Christmas."
"I'm so jealous of Sandy! Do you know how many silicon santa presents she found under the tree this year?"
"Silicon santa made my Christmas wish come true."
silicon santa by jersee December 8, 2010

crazimess 

(noun) a situation, individual, or physical space that is characterised by being out of control and disorderly.
I can't find my economic textbook anywhere in this crazimess!
crazimess by jersee December 1, 2010

crazimess 

(noun) a situation, individual, or physical space that is characterised by being out of control and disorderly.
OMG, my life is just such a crazimess right now.
Gosh, who would have thought flirting with that guy would have turned your life into such a crazimess?
I can't find my economic textbook anywhere in this crazimess!
crazimess by jersee December 1, 2010