Crapcummer 

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.

1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”

Crapcummer by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

Cracumber 

When a chick gets anal from a buncha guys and she craps out all the cum

That whore took a cracumber and that shit fucking flew man

Cracumber by DBCA October 26, 2009

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Cupcummer 

Somebody, typically male, who makes more money than they should and is a douchebag to others who make less than him.

The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.

I can't stand Bob from accounting, he's such a cupcummer!

Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?

Cupcummer by TheBurmeister June 12, 2011

CRAPJAMMER 

A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER

"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."

CRAPJAMMER by DHTM June 12, 2009