Somebody, typically male, who makes more money than they should and is a douchebag to others who make less than him.
The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.
The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.
I can't stand Bob from accounting, he's such a cupcummer!
Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?
Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?
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She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
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