Cupcummer 

Somebody, typically male, who makes more money than they should and is a douchebag to others who make less than him.

The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.

I can't stand Bob from accounting, he's such a cupcummer!

Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?

Cupcummer by TheBurmeister June 12, 2011

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cucumber Thunder 

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

Cucumber Thunder by DNW... December 11, 2012

cucumber satan 

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

cucumber satan by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017

as cool as a cucumber 

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

as cool as a cucumber by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015