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Larry, your favourite cucumber
Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Greasy Cucumber
Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
Crumberg
cr·um·berg krum-burr-g
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
crackberry shuffle
The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
crackberry shuffle by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008