Cranos

How global warming fucking exists. A type of species that roam the land with coconut looking spikey hair.

Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

craos

crazy chaos.
When everything goes completely wrong and nobody knows what is going on.

Rachel: It's a tornado warning!
Liz: Quick, to the basement!
Rachel: We don't have a basement, we live in a modern glass house.
Liz: Ahhh! Craos!!!!

by Zil Dove June 18, 2009

Cranstoon

Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.

Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.

by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022

Canosaing

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.

"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"

by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019

Cranston rage

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad

I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.

by Anominnous April 16, 2010