Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.
Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.
To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.
"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I playedyesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"
When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranstonrage all of the sudden.