A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.
Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"
by TKLEE October 01, 2006
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A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss
"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"
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