craos

crazy chaos.
When everything goes completely wrong and nobody knows what is going on.

Rachel: It's a tornado warning!
Liz: Quick, to the basement!
Rachel: We don't have a basement, we live in a modern glass house.
Liz: Ahhh! Craos!!!!

craos by Zil Dove June 18, 2009

prince of chaos 

Another name for junior grimes. Aka the rap king of rhyme.

Or the true title for Junior the egomaniac (Junior grimes)

J grimes has many names and takes on many forms but the one most common these days is that of a young boy with a penchant for destruction.

Junior grimes IS the Prince of chaos. he will deceive many into believing he’s not the forbidden one, the son of sin but he is.

if one wants to force Junior to admit he’s the prince of chaos simply act like there’s someone else who you assume is the prince of chaos in front of him and he’ll show his true nature as J’s ego is TOO BIG to ignore that truth.

Junior The Egomaniac (J grimes) IS the prince of chaos

Girl 1: omg dad why won’t you let me see my boyfriend anymore??!

Dad: because he’s nothing but trouble

Girl 1: but daddy, he’s a prince!

Dad: yea THE PRINCE OF CHAOS! I forbid you from seeing him

Junior the forbidden one: funny you should say that...

Dad: ....

Mom: damn, looks like christmas came early this year *sweats seductively*

Dad: dammit look what your stupid boyfriends done to my wife now!

Junior the prince of chaos: ;)

prince of chaos by Monkeybread July 4, 2021

Embrace the Chaos!!!! 

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Embrace the Chaos!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2023

Chaos 

what makes junior the forbidden one happy. Grimes is most definitely the one kid who woke up one day and chose violence.

For chaos and destruction complete junior grimes.

Junior Grimes (J grimes) is the very essence of chaos and destruction for nothing brings him greater pleasure than the misfortune of others and the downfall of society and its people.

An anti villain with an appetite for carnage and hatred for mankind this guy has no limits and will go all out to accomplish his goals even sacrificing true love in the name of glory and domination of the entire world.

Junior is a master of pandemonium and prince of chaos who will one day open the gates of hell and inherit the earth for himself as everyone else faces judgment and eternal torment.

Aka “june wick, junifer morningsnout, “james grimes, mephisto, etc”)

Without chaos junior has no purpose

Society: we must defend our communities

Junior: there will be no peace only war

Mayor: please , son, forgive those who wronged you

Junior: there is no forgiveness within me. Only chaos and death

Junior the forbidden one enjoys chaos

Chaos by Outlooker of omens December 1, 2021

chaosity 

The action of chaos.

That Harry Mack freestyle is exquisite chaosity.

chaosity by creativespiral November 6, 2020

Prince of chaos 

the very thing junior (grimes) is, no one else comes even close. Junior IS the prince of chaos.

a masochistic kid who enjoys causing destruction and hellbent on causing the downfall of society as well as mankind who cares only for himself but is good at hiding.

The worst part is that even if he loses, he still wins.

“If I go down your all coming with me” -junior, probably

The Prince of chaos will ascend to the highest rank and leap beyond his own potential that rivals ones greatest comprehension of fear and infernal rage.

Junior is the prince of chaos

“I’m goin out blastin takin all of you with me”
“And if not your scarred so they will never forget me” -quote best synonymous with junior grimes’ mentality

Prince of chaos by Tabitharabbit004 January 3, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022