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The act of watching "Crank" with a girl in the hope of getting some crazy rough adrenaline Crank loving afterwards. The absolute and complete opposite of being "notebooked"
"She was pretty quiet till I Crank'd her, before I knew it she was askin to be donkey punched!"
Crank'd by deadwomb January 20, 2009
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Crank down 

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"
Crank down by White_Mamba January 7, 2012

crank dat 

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"
Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.
crank dat by Cracka-boy November 18, 2007

crank dat shit 

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!

crank dat hibou 

To destroy a wall with your phallus and ejaculate on a girl's face under the influence of alcohol and out of frustration.
Alex: Ahmed was so mad he crank dat hibou.
Marwan: WTF does that mean u crazy asian?!
Alex: Ahmed was mad pissed at this girl and he drank so much that he ended up putting holes in the wall and then squirted salad dressing on the girl's face and back.
crank dat hibou by urbandictfan March 16, 2009

crank dat 

song that is contributing to the retardation of america
After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

Crank dat Sean Casey 

The term used to describe the act of stepping away from a female while performing intercourse, and adjusting the velcro strap of your gloves (the use of gloves is premeditated, for when you are planning to perform the Sean Casey. I mean, why else would you wear gloves?)

It is also the name of a dance where you adjust your gloves, step back and adjust your helmet. (Optional move: Adjusting your package for good measure)

This is derived from the baseball player, Sean Casey, who is known to adjust his gloves habitually between pitches.
I just smoked a J so I'm feeling kinda spacey, had to step away and crank dat Sean Casey.
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