contributing

(short for contributing to society):
1)What everty warm-blooded college graduate/Silicon Valley inhabitant (who can pay his rent), man, woman, and child should be doing;
2)the act of helping your fellow man;
3)giving positive input;
4)making life better for everyone;
5)tax evasion;

President elect: "Ya'll oughta cown-tree-bute!"
me/you: I contribute every year and every waking moment of my life which I personally strive to make as beneficial to men of all walks of life (avoid adding the obvious "especially the poor").

contributing by Huh? May 28, 2004

contributing to the community 

Innocent:
being a damned fool
Otherwise:
milfing

Some communitarian moron:
"So what're ya doin' tonite Johnny?"
Johnny:
"I'm contributng to the community tonight"

contributing to the community by Huh? May 28, 2004

non-contributing parasite 

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.

Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

non-contributing parasite by maxinmesa November 24, 2013

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to? by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Your contribution has been noted 

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Your contribution has been noted by just like honey July 1, 2017

Bush's contribution to the arts. 

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.

What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

Bush's contribution to the arts. by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Contributions from Viewers like You 

Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.

PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.

Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.

Contributions from Viewers like You by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016