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Cramping for a mango. Also known as Fingering a Mango!
I would love to Crangbo that mango!
Crangbo by Bowser34 June 5, 2020
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Crangoola 

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.
When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.
Crangoola by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019

Cranbourne secondary 

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”
Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

cranbourne 

1. a dirty whole in the ground. possily the entrence to hell.
2. to be robbed or attacked in a full frontal assault, as per the cultural traditions of the area
1. i was walking between berwick and langy and fell into this great disgusting pit of hobos and bums
2. oh man, i just got cranbourned (by your mom)
cranbourne by Bluebrent October 17, 2008

cranebow 

An arc across the cityscape horizon, formed by two or more construction cranes. Seen as a clear sign of a building boom.
"It's raining fucking buildings in this town,...look at the size of that cranebow overhead!" - Phil
"Yeah, and there's pots of gold for someone at either end!" - Andrew
cranebow by Phikl December 7, 2006
Noun - A term defining a glass of cranberry juice in a domestic setting, or a vodka-cranberry cocktail in a party setting, or a cranberry in an agricultural setting.

In party settings, an energy drink such as Red Bull is added to make a "Vodka Cranbull".
"Excuse me sir, but my urethra stings and I require a hit of cranbo to wash out the bacteria. Do you have any?";

or to a bartender,

"Hit me with a pair of cranbos."; or

"Forget a beer, I'll ride a 'Vodka Cranbull' thanks."
Source: Malcolm Inglis, Edmonton, Alberta
cranbo by Malcolmio Inglesias September 21, 2006

Crangoola 

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.
When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.
Crangoola by yessir_iamgay November 10, 2019
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