Noun - A term defining a glass of cranberry juice in a domestic setting, or a vodka-cranberry cocktail in a party setting, or a cranberry in an agricultural setting.
In party settings, an energy drink such as Red Bull is added to make a "Vodka Cranbull".
In party settings, an energy drink such as Red Bull is added to make a "Vodka Cranbull".
"Excuse me sir, but my urethra stings and I require a hit of cranbo to wash out the bacteria. Do you have any?";
or to a bartender,
"Hit me with a pair of cranbos."; or
"Forget a beer, I'll ride a 'Vodka Cranbull' thanks."
Source: Malcolm Inglis, Edmonton, Alberta
or to a bartender,
"Hit me with a pair of cranbos."; or
"Forget a beer, I'll ride a 'Vodka Cranbull' thanks."
Source: Malcolm Inglis, Edmonton, Alberta
by Malcolmio Inglesias September 21, 2006
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Katya: What?
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