cranbo 

Noun - A term defining a glass of cranberry juice in a domestic setting, or a vodka-cranberry cocktail in a party setting, or a cranberry in an agricultural setting.

In party settings, an energy drink such as Red Bull is added to make a "Vodka Cranbull".

"Excuse me sir, but my urethra stings and I require a hit of cranbo to wash out the bacteria. Do you have any?";

or to a bartender,

"Hit me with a pair of cranbos."; or

"Forget a beer, I'll ride a 'Vodka Cranbull' thanks."
Source: Malcolm Inglis, Edmonton, Alberta

cranbo by Malcolmio Inglesias September 21, 2006

cranbaisins 

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Sprite Cranberry 

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010