Cralley

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

Crawley

Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.

Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"

by gbd463t May 2, 2011

Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009

calley

Calley is the most nicest person a live and the person you will have the most fun with. And everyone loves calley cause she is sooo ohhh sooo sexy.Everyong envies calley and she is also known as calleybaby.Calley loves rock music..and is quite the origional white chick.

Calley is addicted to the drug of lust.hehe

by karibaby May 3, 2005

Crawley Cunt

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019