3 definitions by Trixie4
Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.
by Trixie4 June 13, 2017
When you hire a male stripper for your bachelorette party and he has choda oda so bad, the hens vomit.
by Trixie4 October 31, 2023
After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.
by Trixie4 January 3, 2020