Definitions by Trixie4

Choda Oda 

When a man’s sack stinks.

When you hire a male stripper for your bachelorette party and he has choda oda so bad, the hens vomit.

Choda Oda by Trixie4 October 31, 2023

hapslap 

The brain cells one depletes trying to convince a flat-Earther they’re wrong.

After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.

hapslap by Trixie4 January 3, 2020

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017