Definitions by Trixie4
hapslap
After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.
crawley kebab
Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.
crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017