When you drink so much
alcohol that you lose all motor functions. Frequent
tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is
made.
Dude!
What the fuck happened to Nick last night?! how the fuck did he end up in
Jail!?
Dawg, he was Carleydrunk
or
Dawg, you fucked your whale of a
cousin last night!
I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk