When you drink so much alcohol that
you lose all motor functions.
Frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are
involved and the occasional arrest is made.
Dude!
What the fuck happened to Nick
last night?! how the fuck did he end up in Jail!?
Dawg, he was Carleydrunk
or
Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin
last night!
I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk