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Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.
Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"
Crawley by gbd463t May 2, 2011
Words you can keep

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.
Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.
crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

Crawley Cunt 

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........
Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?
Crawley Cunt by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

Alfie Crawley 

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.
Its Alfie Crawley “RUN”.

Quickly hide or we will faint.

Reece Crawley 

A big headed twat which doesnt get any birds. Whilst he tells his family memebers he is straight, we all know hes came out the closet
Reece Crawley by Uknown gypsy April 26, 2017

Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina 

Ms. Crawley + Chungus + FaZe Jeff = Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina
Man, Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina smells like olive oil.

charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house
charlton crawley by funne man October 1, 2020
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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