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Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.
Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"
Crawley by gbd463t May 2, 2011
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crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.
Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.
crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

Crawley Cunt 

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........
Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?
Crawley Cunt by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

Alfie Crawley 

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.
Its Alfie Crawley “RUN”.

Quickly hide or we will faint.

Reece Crawley 

A big headed twat which doesnt get any birds. Whilst he tells his family memebers he is straight, we all know hes came out the closet
Reece Crawley by Uknown gypsy April 26, 2017

Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina 

Ms. Crawley + Chungus + FaZe Jeff = Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina
Man, Westina Crawley Chungus Piercina smells like olive oil.

charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house
charlton crawley by funne man October 1, 2020
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countrypolitan 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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