Crawley

Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.

Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"

Crawley by gbd463t May 2, 2011

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crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

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Crawley Cunt

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

Crawley Cunt by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

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Alfie Crawley

Alfie Crawley is a hit and handsome man, if you see him you will instantly faint. If you dont faint you will die because he is so damn sexy and mamalicous. He also will tickle your kidney.

Its Alfie Crawley “RUN”.

Quickly hide or we will faint.

Alfie Crawley by Alfie the great handsome man April 14, 2022