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Term used to describe a Caucasian person. Differs from the original usage of "Cracker" in that a "Craqur" can and will whip your lily ass at a moments notice. Meanwhile "Crackers" are totally ghey.
Thats one crazy ass craqur
Craqur by The Mad Craqur October 24, 2010
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craker jacks 

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.
pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.
craker jacks by pixie dust June 4, 2004
Another name for the sphincter of America.. Akron, Ohio.

And for good reason.
"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just chillen up in Crakron."
CrAkron by Twitcha March 12, 2009

The Craker Barrell 

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets
yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !
The Craker Barrell by dick custard November 11, 2009
How Akron is pronounced in the local dialect.

conjunction of crack + akron
I live in crakron. Home to the most segregrated population (next to South Africa) and most fanatical-religious(slightly less than Afghanistan) population in the world.
crakron by crakronite May 4, 2006

carmel craker 

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
carmel craker by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017
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