CrAkron

Another name for the sphincter of America.. Akron, Ohio.

And for good reason.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just chillen up in Crakron."

by Twitcha March 12, 2009

crakron

How Akron is pronounced in the local dialect.

conjunction of crack + akron

I live in crakron. Home to the most segregrated population (next to South Africa) and most fanatical-religious(slightly less than Afghanistan) population in the world.

by crakronite May 4, 2006

Crackron

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

crakmonkie

1- one who is easily consumed with impulsive behaviour without caring what may happen or thought

2-a person who is easily addicted to things, to the point it may be consume large amounts of time

3- somebody who listens to the voices in the head resulting in random and off the all acts and thoughts

1- chi is a crazie crakmonkie

2- urban dictionary is crak for a crakmonkie(the object which a crakmonkie feens for)

3- did you hear what that crakmonkie just said

by chi the crazie crakmonkie June 8, 2009

Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.

"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"

by usetheforze June 12, 2008