crakcurd

Crakcurd
Crakcurder
Crakcurding
To smear a very soft cheese over and around the anus of a clinically obese friend, wait 20-30 minutes for the cheese to infuse the stain and aroma, then using a slice of bread wipe the area clean, lightly grill before devouring the sexually intoxicating delight, use garlic and herb cheese for an extra twang.
This culinary luxury is practised by a select few, mainly catering officers in the merchant navy.

Ooh, I mustn’t forget the Brie , I’m off crakcurding later with big Jeff.

by Felching masters boy November 19, 2019

crackcurd

Most common with poor hygiene, excessive exercise/sweating, hot pants when sweat and debris creating a curd-like wax that collects in the buttcrack. Similar to how when milk goes sour, a white, squishy substance forms creating a “curd”, except your asshole goes sour.

Sounds like the word “cracker(ed)” when said fluidly in a sentence

Garret “bro, you stink. You better shower after practice or your date later on will for sure be grossed out”
Brock “you think I’m stupid dude? My underwear has been bunching on me all day, I don’t think I wiped properly after my post-lunch shit… I most definitely have to wash my crackcurds out.”

by Dykeasaurs July 15, 2023