verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.
Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens
When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"
Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.
A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.
Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!