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Craicwhore

Someone who just loves the craic - Irish slang for banter, good time, laugh, shits and giggles
She loves the bant
yeah she's such a Craicwhore
by allowdatbreh October 21, 2011
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Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016
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Crackwhore

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015
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crackwhore

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.
by HerzerMann June 11, 2004
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crackwhore

A woman who's crack addiction is so bad that it is the only factor running her life and making decisions for her. She cannot hold a job -- not even as a stripper -- and is forced to do the ONLY thing she can do for money... sucking and fucking. And she is sickened when she thinks about where she has ended up and does it all over again to get her fix so she can forget for a few hours... and then again... and again... life is absolutely miserable between fixes and the only time she thinks clearly, rationally and for HERSELF is shortly after she starts smoking up.
I'd love to kill all the worthless pieces of shit who have ever been involved in the process of turning a girl into a crackwhore.
I fell in love with a crackwhore (before I really knew she was one).
Don't ever try to help a crackwhore... she can only help herself.
by Not Available December 3, 2003
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Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself
Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"
by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019
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CrackWhore

Crack-Whore originally meant a bitch who would suck a drug-dealer's dick to get coke.
Now it is said to be any female that has, or just looks like she has a big-time crack problem. Looking skinny, pregnant, ghostly, ragged hair, tracksuit and fucked up.
Don't hookup with her, she a crack-whore.
Man that crack-whore shouldn't be allowed to keep those kids.
by Diego November 4, 2003
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