crapwhore

A person (usually a woman) who has no qualms about defecating (pooping) in a middle bathroom stall that is in public. A crapwhore always takes the middle stall even when there are free ones all around, usually taking the one next to you and making doing your duties uncomfortable.

A crapwhore tends to leave deadly smells from her adventures.

The crapwhore was just in here so you might want to pin your nose shut.

by Jacob de Lier June 21, 2005

crapwhore

1. A woman who will prostitute herself for feces. Not limited to human feces.
2. A person who is stingy with their feces.

1. You're mom's so nasty, she got fired from her job as a crapwhore.
2. Dude, don't be such a crapwhore, pass that shit over here.

by J^Nizzle October 6, 2003

crapware

Crap software thats packaged inside other software that you dont want or the crap thats preinstalled sometimes when you buy a PC

OOH EHMM GHEE dell put so much crapware on my computah, why would anyone want AOL installed!

by renlok July 1, 2009

Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Claywhore

A player in Cod4 who clearly sees that you have a claymore set up in a spot and plants his in a way so that he will get the kill.

Person A:I already put a claymore at the door, why'd you put your 2?

Person B: Cuz i wanted to.

Person A: You fucking faggit claywhore. (Proceeds to blow them up)

by Rega October 16, 2008

crapware

(1)malware
(2)useless software, not malicious in nature, shippped with OEM machines, or installed by computer users

The reason your PC is so slow is because of all the crapware you have running at startup

by edstamos January 15, 2007

Crackwhore

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.

1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald

by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015