Crackwool

The gathering of lint fibres that collect at the top crevasse of a persons backside.

Max found a small ball of crackwool at the top of his arse cheeks.

by SamTaylor31 April 30, 2021

Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

crackopolis

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.

ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackwalk

Verb which defines the kind of walking style adopted by crack addicts on a mission to get more crack. Typically eyes down, shoulders up, hunched over, listing to the side and small, fast steps.

Can't stop and chat mate, I'm running late, gotta get my crackwalk on.

by Stu & Sez May 7, 2007

Crackwhore

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.

1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald

by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.

Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!

by The MGV July 26, 2019

crackwhore

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.

Your Mom.

by HerzerMann June 11, 2004