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crackology

degrees that university's certify, in the reality its ongoing crackhead misfortunes due to labels and class!
Yo I got a degree in crackology I'm coming for my paper!
crackology by leafab June 7, 2019

Crackology

Hoanne majored in crackology, she's an expert in her field.
Crackology by Iknowthings2 August 8, 2020
The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?
cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Crapology 

An apology that is crap.
No one wants an insincere crapology.
Crapology by Jeff D November 13, 2005
The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.
"Jessica sucks dick like she got a PHD in Cockology!"
cockology by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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