Crackwood 

A person that travels more than 20 miles to obtain Jack in the Crack tacos

"Lucas, you're a crackwood for travelin 180 miles for flippin tacos dude."

Crackwood by lilollace January 25, 2009

Crackwood 

A suburb of Billings MT. Where half the population makes their living selling meth to each other.

She tweeking so hard, she moved to Crackwood to fit in.

Crackwood by concerned citizen406 December 1, 2013

Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

Christmas Crackwhore by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Crackwhore 

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.

1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald

Crackwhore by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

Crackbook 

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.

Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!

Crackbook by The MGV July 26, 2019

Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.

The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking

Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

crackwhore 

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.

Your Mom.

crackwhore by HerzerMann June 11, 2004